Friday, September 01, 2006

Alternative Therapies

One thing I look forward to each week is the arrival of The Advertiser, our local free paper. The quality of the journalism isn't what draws me to it, nor the headlines like 'Hotel Dispute is Costing Council'. No, what I like are the classifieds at the back, particularly the, ahem, personal services. Not so much the escort ads, but the ones that try to come over as something else. This weeks best effort was the only entry in the 'Alternative Therapies' section.

Let-go and peace of mind in Christchurch.
Holistic/Full-body massage from qualified lady.
Naturists welcome.

Ignoring the hyphenated let-go, I love the coyness of Naturists Welcome. The love that dare not speak its name...

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